This page sucks right now. Go somewhere else.
Just kidding, this page is so awesome. Check out this link! It’s totally NOT something terrible. Ah-sssss!
Chris, you bast—
OPA GANGNAM STYLE
Ha HA! Cruril Darkeyes and his trusty, if battered, musket will never fail to find his mark—even if it’s an obscure website to research what kind of world he lives in.